He says: Can I buy you a drink?
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.
You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.
He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
You say: I must've been given your share.
You say: I must've been given your share.
He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
He says: Your face must turn a few heads.
You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
You say: Okay, get out!
You say: Okay, get out!
He says: I think I could make you very happy.
You say: Why? Are you leaving?
You say: Why? Are you leaving?
He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
He says: Can I have your name?
You say: Why? Don't you have one already?
You say: Why? Don't you have one already?
He says: Shall we go see a movie?
You say: I've already seen it.
You say: I've already seen it.
He says: Where have you been all my life?
You say: Hiding from you.
You say: Hiding from you.
He says: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
You say: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
He says: Is this seat empty?
You say: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
You say: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
He says: So, what do you do for a living?
You say: I'm a female impersonator.
You say: I'm a female impersonator.
He says: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
You say: Do not enter.
You say: Do not enter.
He says: Your body is like a temple.
You say: Sorry, there are no services today.
You say: Sorry, there are no services today.
He says: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
You say: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
You say: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.
He says: Where have you been all my life?
You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest
You say: Where I'll be the rest of your life — in your wildest
dreams.
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