B: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?
G: sori. wala kaming stairs...
B: well, mgdadala ako...^_^
G: ay sori, wala din kaming pinto...
B: samin k n lng kaya tumira?
G: no thanks, I don't wanna sleep in a house under a bridge.
B: May I hold ur hand?
G: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.
B: Wag ka nang mahiya...
G: Bakit ako mahihiya? Di naman baboy nanay ko....
B: eh ang tatay mu?!wahehehe
G: He's a weight lifter. You see, we're not a family of cripples.
B: sabihin mong mahal mo ko
G: mahal mo ko
B: Good girl..now, 1+1 ?
G: 2
B: now..sabihin mung i love u!
G: Good Christians don't lie.
B: mahal, i want to dance like this forever
G: dont you want to improve?
B: hindi, ang dali mo kasing chansingan..^_^
G: chansing na ba yun? di ko maramdaman...
B: oi aus..aq kasi ramdam na ramdam q eh..oooh
G: open your eyes, you're dancing with the waiter..
B: I would go to da end of the world for you..
G: really? wag ka na ring bumalik
B: hehehe..tinutoo mo naman...
G: so may balak ka pa pala talagang bumalik?
B: uu para sau!
G: goodluck traveling on infinite distance then
B: I love u and i would die for u
G: how soon?
B: kung mauuna ka..^_^
G: ikaw muna, ikaw may gusto eh...
B: uu aq ang my gusto...ang my gusto sau!
G: then die
B: ikaw lang nag iisang babae sa buhay ko..
G: wala ka bang nanay?
B: patay na kc...^_^
G: eh ate?
B: ngaun meron n..ung ate mu..
G: that's two. when would you ever learn how to count?
B: Do u have a boyfriend?
G: wala, ayaw nang asawa ko eh..
B: Mabuti sumusunod ka sa akin...hehehe
G: Hu u?
B: Asawa u..waheheh
G: I have to perform exorcism then.. my husband's dead. I killed him.
B: Miss pra kng charger u fill d emptiness in me.
G: O tlga? anung unit ka ba? Bka di tau compatible.
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