Alas singko na hindi pa din ako natutulog. Naririnig ko na ang auntie ko na nagluluto ng almusal. Very good talaga. Hindi bale masaya naman ang gabi ko. Halos ginugol ko sa pagbabasa ng mga ibang blogs na nakakatawa. Nagtambay ako ng matagal sa tunaynaveyklas naadik ako at binasa ko lahat ng post nya. tawang tawa ako sobra. Para akong tanga na tawa ng tawa magisa. Sayang August 2010 pa yung last post nya. Ano na kayang nangyari sa kanya bakit hindi na siya naguupdate?
Anyway, ayun nga kakatambay ko sa iba't ibang site, napansin ko yun icon sa baba. yung top blogs. clinick ko siya tapos napunta ako sa site nila. Ang daming mga blogs na gawang pinoy tapos mga nakakatawa. Pero paborito ko pa din talaga yung veykla. hahaha! Siguro kasi may dugo akong veykla.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Ang tunay na Veyklah!
1. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay super borlogs kapag may chance. Sleeping beauty galore para (1.) ganda ng fez at skin pagka-gising, (2.) para di ga-maleta ang eyebagey, at (3.) para mega energy sa rampa.
Exception: mga taong bangag ever sa bawal na gamot (pero ang mga gandarang veykla na bangag sa hormonal pills na pampadagdag boobs at pampawala ng bigote at hairla sa kilikili ay pasok!)
2. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay mega super text back. Kever kung sang lupalop man ng bansa. Afraid ma-warla ng jowa-jowaan sa text. Kinakarir din ang pagpapasaload sa mga betinang mhenchaluz.
3. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay mega long-ish mag-reply sa text. Di pwede ang reply na “K” lang. Sad ever agad kapag di tumutunog ang celphone to the tune ng kanyang latez fave dance tune hudyat na nagtext back na sa wakaz ang tinext n’ya 10 hours ago 10 times ng “Hi. Musta ang sweety ko?”. Meron din s’yang SIM ng lahat ng networks. Para text-proof at call-proof ang buhay
4. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay alam kung ano ang sinasabing “pekpek shorts” at meron s’ya nitwu o lihim na umaasam na magkaron nitwu. Parang little black dress baga, or kamison ni Mother Lily, dahil may powers itwung taglay.
5. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay never umaaming nag-e-extra rice.
Exception: mga taong bangag ever sa bawal na gamot (pero ang mga gandarang veykla na bangag sa hormonal pills na pampadagdag boobs at pampawala ng bigote at hairla sa kilikili ay pasok!)
2. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay mega super text back. Kever kung sang lupalop man ng bansa. Afraid ma-warla ng jowa-jowaan sa text. Kinakarir din ang pagpapasaload sa mga betinang mhenchaluz.
3. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay mega long-ish mag-reply sa text. Di pwede ang reply na “K” lang. Sad ever agad kapag di tumutunog ang celphone to the tune ng kanyang latez fave dance tune hudyat na nagtext back na sa wakaz ang tinext n’ya 10 hours ago 10 times ng “Hi. Musta ang sweety ko?”. Meron din s’yang SIM ng lahat ng networks. Para text-proof at call-proof ang buhay
4. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay alam kung ano ang sinasabing “pekpek shorts” at meron s’ya nitwu o lihim na umaasam na magkaron nitwu. Parang little black dress baga, or kamison ni Mother Lily, dahil may powers itwung taglay.
5. Ang TUNAY NA VEYKLA ay never umaaming nag-e-extra rice.
Grammar Fail
Hahaha! Natawa ako. Nahanap ko lang sa facebook ko.
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.”
“The more the manyer.”
“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“C’mon let’s join us!”
“If worse comes to shove.”
“Are you joking my leg?”
“It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.”
“What are friends are for?”
“You can never can tell.”
“Been there, been that.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
“Where’d you came from?”
“Take things first at a time.”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
“First and for all.”
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“In the wink of an eye.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“I ran into some errands.”
“Hi. I’m Jograd, what’s yours?”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“What is the next that is?”
“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.”
“Whatever you say so.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“Please me alone!”
‘It’s as brand as new.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….”
“I can’t take it anymore of this!”
“Are you sure ka na ba?”
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
“I couldn’t care a damn!”
“What’s your next class before this?”
“Nothing in this world is perfect except the word ‘change’”
“Standard and Chartered Bank”
“I’m very iterated!!!”
“Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?”
“Don’t touch me not!”
“Hello?…For a while, please hang yourself…”
“Its spilled milk under the bridge.”
“Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease.”
“Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?”
“You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!”
“Out of fit ako these days eh…”
“Bring down the house down!”
“I’m the world champion of the World!!!”
“Beneath the belt naman yan!”
“Oh shocks!”
“Nakakagulat ka, you started me!”
“Well well well. Look do we have here!”
“Let’s give them a big hand of applause.”
“The more the manyer.”
“It’s a no-win-win situation.”
“Burn the bridge when you get there.”
“Anulled and void.”
“Mute and academic.”
“C’mon let’s join us!”
“If worse comes to shove.”
“Are you joking my leg?”
“It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.”
“What are friends are for?”
“You can never can tell.”
“Been there, been that.”
“Forget it about it.”
“Give him the benefit of the daw.”
“It’s a blessing in the sky.”
“Right there and right then.”
“Where’d you came from?”
“Take things first at a time.”
“You’re barking at the wrong dog.”
“You want to have your cake and bake it too.”
“First and for all.”
“Now and there.”
“I’m only human nature.”
“The sky’s the langit.”
“That’s what I’m talking about it.”
“One of these days is not like the other.”
“So far, so good, so far.”
“Time is of the elements.”
“In the wink of an eye.”
“The feeling is actual.”
“For all intense and purposes.”
“I ran into some errands.”
“Hi. I’m Jograd, what’s yours?”
“What is the world is coming to?”
“What is the next that is?”
“Get the most of both worlds.”
“Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila.”
“Whatever you say so.”
“Base-to-base casis.”
“My answers have been prayered.”
“Please me alone!”
‘It’s as brand as new.”
“So… what’s a beautiful girl like you?….”
“I can’t take it anymore of this!”
“Are you sure ka na ba?”
“Can’t you just cut me some slacks?”
“I couldn’t care a damn!”
“What’s your next class before this?”
“Nothing in this world is perfect except the word ‘change’”
“Standard and Chartered Bank”
“I’m very iterated!!!”
“Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?”
“Don’t touch me not!”
“Hello?…For a while, please hang yourself…”
“Its spilled milk under the bridge.”
“Don’t change anything! Keep it at ease.”
“Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?”
“You!!! You’re not a boy anymore! You’re a man anymore!”
“Out of fit ako these days eh…”
“Bring down the house down!”
“I’m the world champion of the World!!!”
“Beneath the belt naman yan!”
“Oh shocks!”
“Nakakagulat ka, you started me!”
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