PICK UP LINES COMEBACK part 2

He says: Can I buy you a drink?
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
You say: I must've been given your share.

MEN'S REVENGE TO PICK UP LINE COMEBACKS

M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.
M: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M: Oh, just cheap perfume then.

M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?

M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: You mean this isn't a nightmare?

PICK UP LINES COMEBACK

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your hair color is fabulous.
Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

TAMANG PAMBARA SA MGA PAMBULADAS NA LINYA (TAGALOG)

B: pwede ba umakyat nang ligaw?
G: sori. wala kaming stairs...
B: well, mgdadala ako...^_^
G: ay sori, wala din kaming pinto...
B: samin k n lng kaya tumira?
G: no thanks, I don't wanna sleep in a house under a bridge.

B: May I hold ur hand?
G: no thanks, di naman sya heavy.
B: Wag ka nang mahiya...
G: Bakit ako mahihiya? Di naman baboy nanay ko....
B: eh ang tatay mu?!wahehehe
G: He's a weight lifter. You see, we're not a family of cripples.

B: sabihin mong mahal mo ko
G: mahal mo ko
B: Good girl..now, 1+1 ?
G: 2
B: now..sabihin mung i love u!
G: Good Christians don't lie.